Toys of the Stones

So picture this – Christmas morning, 1977 and I’m so excited about the Children of the Stones toys I had on my Christmas list. I’m quietly confident having not argued with my sisters since at least the end of November.

And then: disaster. No Children of the Stones toys. Just Star Wars tat. My Mum’s reasoning: Children of the Stones toys don’t exist. That falls on deaf ears, this is Father Christmas right? Not Argos.

After all these years I’m (mostly) over the disappointment and it’s time to take matters into my own hands. I made the toys I should have gotten for Christmas, 1977.